Sister of PrincessNataliaThomas (Queen of Archangels) - OTP(s): Kentler + McChekov - Ships: Scisaac, Sterek, Dethan, Johnlock, Fitzward, ClintCoulson, Stanner, Wickling, Klefan, Biley, Janto, Chrollie, Merthur, Grinto, Wilson, McYorke - Shows: Teen Wolf, Whitechapel, Star Trek, Sherlock, Avengers, Torchwood, Being Human, Doctor Who - Interests: Murderers and Criminals -Worshipper of Sam Stockman!
this is the greatest thing to ever be submitted to me. bless you friend, may all your dreams come true
When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull
When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.
When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.
When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.
When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.
When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.
When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.
When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.
clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented
THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT
I guess I know this saxophone hater…